1. frankie-way:

    tranzient:

    FRANK

    FRANK, MAN, YOU’RE ALIVE

    I JUST…

    I SAW THIS HANDBAG MAN

    IT LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU.

    OH FRANK I’M SO RELIEVED.

    IT’S OKAY GERARD

    IM FINE

    SHUT UP GERARD

    YOURE EMBARRASSING ME GOD DAMNIT

    (Source: scrotumcoat, via jung-und-frei)

     

  2. ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

    achievement-hunter:

    miggylol:

    pumpkin spice candles soon

    pumpkin lattes soon

    pumpkin everything

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    (via cocosaysthis)

     
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  5. "I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles."
    — Audrey Hepburn (via kushandwizdom)
     
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  9. aureat:

    I just want someone who will kiss me when I’m mad and lets me cry in front of them and buys me pizza and watches scary movies with me and holds my hand real tight even if it’s sweaty and thinks I’m beautiful no matter what I look like and lets me steal their sweaters so I can sleep with their smell on my skin and who laughs at the same things I do and just never lets me go, no matter how hard I try to push them away.

    (via jung-und-frei)

     

  10. "I guess"
    — I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via stay-ocean-minded)

    (Source: monitormylife, via jung-und-frei)

     
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  13. chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

    merrymaudlin:

    mercurykiss:

    thugburrito:

    My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

    NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
    So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.

    It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.

    An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.

    So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.

    My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

    I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

    What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

    (via jung-und-frei)

     
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  15. sarcastic-snowflake:

    So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.”  tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work. 

    (via jung-und-frei)